"Even though some of you are pretty thin, I believe that you’ve got fat hearts, and that’s what matters."

ziamgasm:

mnuelneuer:

ziamgasm:

ziamgasm:

ziamgasm:

ziamgasm:

ziamgasm:

hey katie i love you

omg i love u 2

ur the best

no ur the best 

i kno I’m the best

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snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(Source: catpissneverclean)

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

stuning:

when someone talks to you about your best friend like you dont know them:

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

lmaoalien:

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

 

spinachbabe:

buying clothes that aren’t black is hard

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany)