hipthrustinginnandos:

I’m so done with her

  • PRINCIPLE: Simon Cowell
  • SCHOOL GUARD: Paul Higgins
  • TEACHERS: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik
  • SUSTITUTES: Josh Divine, Perrie Edwards, Ed Sheeran
  • LANGUAGE: 1D/Directionism/British Sign Language
  • DETENTION: sitting with Eleanor Calder, Nick Grimshaw, Management, (Stan Lucas), Caroline Flack, (Taylor Swift), Kendall Jenner,
  • FINAL PUNISHMENT: witness the boys fake kissing girls
  • MATHS: Learning the 1D maths song and figuring it out
  • SCIENCE: finding out what the Larry, Niam, Ziam, Ziall, (Zerrie) kids will look like by using modern technology
  • ENGLISH: writing Larry Niam Ziam Ziall fanfics and AUs
  • HISTORY: learning about the boys' family history
  • GEOGRAPHY: leaning about England and Ireland (and Directionerland)
  • MUSIC: learning how to play/sing their songs on various instruments (especially high notes from Zayn Malik)
  • DRAMA: learning how to make video diaries and reacting to them(taught by Louis Tomlinson)
  • PHYSICAL EDUCATION: exercise by dancing inbetweeners' dance, pat the dog, screw the lightbulb, stop the traffic, Best Song Ever, etc. (taught by choreographer Leeroy)
  • BUSINESS: calculating sales totals
  • MARKETING: promote their albums (taught by marketing guy Marcel)
  • ARGRICULTURE: taking care of turtles and cats (and toy pigeons)
  • HOME ECONOMICS: chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped with Parma ham with a side of homemade mash+field trip to Nando's(generally taught by Harry Styles, food eaten by Niall Horan)
  • IT: making GIFs, "You and I" computer effects, usage of Tumblr and Twitter, uploading Fanfics and making covers for them
  • ART: drawing fanart and smut
  • SCHOOL TRANSPORT: 1D tour bus, magic carpets, wardrobes(for Narnia residents)
  • STUDY HALL/FREE PERIOD: admiring management being slapped
  • UNIFORM: 1D merchandise, TOMs, Supras, suspenders, varsity jackets, bandanas, polos, blazers, stripped shirts, beanies, rolled up jeans, skinny jeans, chinos or no clothing at all during special occasions
  • TIME TABLE: scheduled by Liam Payne

sydneywonteat:

​Yessss bitchess

thecheekydierection:

Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with him like seriously 
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Look at HiM 

I CANT FUCKING BREATH 

HE LOOKS LIKE 5 YRS OLD WHO JUST GOT TOLD THAT HES GOING TO DISNEYLAND 

SERIOUSLY I HIGHLY DEBUT HES BLOODY 20 .. He’s .. “Whisper” 5 .. Yep he’s 

"Looks up to Jesus" I need holy water cuz I can’t deal with this white man anymore 

He’s going to be the death of me ….

thecheekydierection:

Sometimes I wonder what’s wrong with him like seriously
.
.
Look at HiM

I CANT FUCKING BREATH

HE LOOKS LIKE 5 YRS OLD WHO JUST GOT TOLD THAT HES GOING TO DISNEYLAND

SERIOUSLY I HIGHLY DEBUT HES BLOODY 20 .. He’s .. “Whisper” 5 .. Yep he’s

"Looks up to Jesus" I need holy water cuz I can’t deal with this white man anymore

He’s going to be the death of me ….

gagaxstylinson:

Harry texting on a fans phone and being shocked at Larry smut :D x

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goodladnicelittlebody:

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THE MOTHERFUCKING

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DIFFERENCE

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(Source: atharrystyles)

shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born

shizukasmack:

clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born

"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."
Mark Twain (via feellng)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”