• demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

cravings:

when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer

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(Source: cravings)

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

(Source: doppelgender)

not-a-twelve-year-old:

I’m just so glad music doesn’t have any calories

dancys:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - TV Spot #3

jpgay:

!!!instead!!!of!!!using!!spaces!!we!!!!should!!!use!!!exclamation!!!points!!!to!!!!!put!!!!excitement!!!into!!!!our!!!!lives!!!!

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

(Source: assholedisney)

xx

dicktarts:

me on instagram

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me in real life

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castielsteenwolf:

i hate when ppl are like “ew he’s ugly he has acne”

like u do know that people can’t control their acne 

it’s not their fault

don’t be a dick

fairyperrie:

Leigh-anne Pinnock 

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